February 2012
42 posts
Giving up tumblr for Lent.
See you all after Easter ! :)
I’ll still be on twitter though. twitter.com/amberbayani
Those days when you're not talking to someone who... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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If I ever have a girlfriend named Annie, this is...
Me: Annie, are you okay?
Her: Yeah, I'm fine-
Me: Annie, are you okay?
Her: I said I am-
Me: Are you okay, Annie?
Her: Oh no, are you-
Me: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, WON'T YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OKAY.
Her: Not agai-
Me: There's a sign in the window, that he struck you, a crescendo, Annie!
Her: Stop-
Me: YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY *clap*clap* YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY *clap* A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
Her: The only crime here is you singing that song.
Me: Annie are you-
Her: I'm changing my name.
Me: To what?
Her: Billie Jean.
Me: BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER- wait, what?
The End
My Favorite Types of Hugs
staypozitive:
Tight hugs: The ones where they just hug you super tight for a long time with no words.
Unexpected hugs: The ones where you’re just doing your own thing and they come from behind and hug you unexpectedly.
Lift up hugs: The ones where you run up to them, and they have their arms all wide, and you just run up and you lift up your legs and they carry you.
Spinning hugs: The ones...
when you're on your period...
uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
me: why
earl.
earl: are you from africa?
me: … no…?
earl: 'cause baby U-ganda.
me: .__.'
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Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.
January 2012
70 posts
1 tag
annaisabear asked: tumblr suggested i follow you, so yeah...